Your 5 Jokes for June 13, 2014: Bad Smell Jokes

Excited

The small girl had recently received a new watch and some perfume, which she was very excited about. Their family asked the pastor over for dinner. The girl wanted so badly to tell the pastor about her new gifts, but her mother insisted she wait until after dinner and not interrupt at meal time.

Not able to contain her excitement, and not wanting to disobey, the little girl leaned over to the pastor during dinner and whispered,

"If you hear a little noise and smell something, it's me!"

Your 5 Jokes for June 11, 2014: Staircase Jokes

Anything Broken?

Don was tasked with bringing the Christmas decorations up from the basement, and start decorating the house and tree. During one trek up the stairs, heavily laden with boxes, he slipped and luckily only fell about two steps before landing square on his behind.

His wife heard the noise, and yelled, "What was that thump?"

"I just fell down the stairs," he explained.

She rushed into the room, "Anything broken?!"

"No, no, I'm fine."

There was just a slight pause before his loving wife said, "No, I meant my decorations. Are any of them broken?"

Your 5 Jokes for June 10, 2014: Repairman Jokes

Bragging

Three women were sitting around and bragging about their children. The first one says, " You know, my son is a mechanical Enginner, who could fix any complicated machanical failures." The second woman says, "You know my son, works at Boeing fixing planes." The last woman says, "You know my son, he never did too well is school. He never went to any university but he now makes one million dollars a year in New York working as a sports repairman." The other two women ask "What is a sports repairman?" The woman then replies, "He fixes games... you know, hockey games, football games, baseball games...."