Your 5 Jokes for June 23, 2014: Hair Loss Jokes

Best Hair Restorer

Richard Cooper's hair kept falling out and he complained to his barber.

"That stuff you gave me," he cried, "is terrible! You said two bottles of it would make me hair grow, but nothing's happened."

"I do not understand it," said the barber. "That is the best hair restorer made."

"Well," said Richard Cooper, "I do not mind drinking another bottle, but it better work!"

Your 5 Jokes for June 19, 2014: Schoolteacher Jokes


A teacher caught a student cheating on his Botany exam and brought him into the principal's office.

"Miss Smith, "asked the principal. "How do you know Johnny was cheating?"

"Because," replied Miss Smith, "I found that he had 7 flowers tucked inside his jacket and a bunch of pollen up his sleeve. This makes me very concerned about tomorrow's exam and what he might use to cheat on that. So I thought I'd better inform you of this now."

"What is tomorrow's exam?" asked the principal.

"Sir, it's an anatomy exam," replied the teacher.

Your 5 Jokes for June 18, 2014: Football Jokes

The Tickets

A buddy of mine, Mike, had season tickets to the Detroit Lions football Games. Last year they had such a miserable record that he couldn't give away two tickets to a game he wasn't able to attend. While parking at a mall, he decided to leave the tickets under his windshield wiper.

"And that worked?" I asked.

"Not exactly," said Mike. "I returned to find six more tickets to the same Game."

Your 5 Jokes for June 15, 2014: Missing Person Jokes


Freda is getting worried. Her husband Bernie walked out of their house earlier that day and hasn’t returned. At 9pm she goes to her local police station to report a missing person.

While she’s giving details to the officer in charge, she gives him a photo of Bernie and says,
"When you find him, could you please tell him that my mother didn’t come after all. She decided she would stay the week at my brother’s house instead."


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