Burial Plot I had a door-to-door salesman call one time selling of all things -- burial plots. I told him that we already had our plots in another cemetery. He seemed uncertain as to what to say next, but he recovered to say politely, "I hope you'll be very happy there."
Excuses A door to door salesman knocked on a door and a woman answered. "Hello," said the man, "Would you like to buy a book titled 500 excuses to give your wife for staying out late ?" "Why on earth would I buy a book like that ?" asked the woman. "Because," replied the salesman, "I sold a copy to your husband this morning.
Orders Boss: Did you get any orders today? Salesman: Yes, I got two! Boss: Congratulations! What were they? Salesman: "Get out!" and "Stay out!"
The Door A salesman was cold-calling door-to-door, trying to sell double glazing. When he called at one house, the woman householder told him in no uncertain terms that she was not interested in his product and slammed the door in his face. But to her surprise, the door didn't close and instead bounced back open. So she tried for a second time, with more force, but the door still wouldn't close and bounced back open again. Convinced that the salesman was deliberately putting his foot in the door to prevent her shutting it, she reared back to give the door an almighty slam that would finally teach him a lesson. But as she went to do so, the salesman interrupted: "Ma'am, before you do that again, you ought to move your cat."
The Little Boy A door to door salesman was making his rounds. he stops at one house and knocks on the door. a little boy of about eight opens the door, cigarette in one hand, bottle of beer in the other. "oh," says the salesman, "little boy, is your mummy home?" the boy replies "well what the hell do YOU think?"